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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via entirely)
Things you learn when you’re 25

ashleeta:

No one has your back, you are completely alone, everyone is catty and backstabbing …. Isolating a personality is the best way to dismantle it … I’m so done with everyone and everything I don’t want to live on this planet anymore I wish I could just disappear into obscurity

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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porndirector:

When I get hit on

lucidnee:

Have you ever been so sad that you started making food but didn’t eat?

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

skandinavians:

"To all the women who silently made history"

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shortcuttothestars:

From when I went out to get groceries earlier <3

shortcuttothestars:

From when I went out to get groceries earlier <3

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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